Animals make an
important part of our lives. Wherever we go there are animals around us.
Sometimes I wish I were a cow. But a cow living in India and not some place
where I would be eaten up. My dream is to shit in the middle of the road while
cars and bikes still show me respect as they pass along. Then I would eat and
do nothing all day. I don’t even have to respect anyone.
My schedule would
look like:
Rest
Rest
Lunch
Shit in the middle
of the road
Be respected and
loved by people
Cross roads in any
random direction
Rest
Dinner
Rest
Rest
My current
schedule as a human looks like:
Rest
Give respect
Fake respect
Lunch
Get shitted on by
people
Cross roads as
directed by society
Rest
Dinner
Feel sorry for
myself
Rest
But people love
animals quite a lot in this country. Mainly dogs. I love dogs. I have a dog. Dogs are the best.
I
think people own dogs just because it gives them a chance, a chance to give someone
a name which not Indian. Every dog is a Max, Roxy, Angel and so on. I’m still
waiting for the day to walk on the streets and pass by an amazing tall handsome
Great Dane named Santosh!
My dog’s name is
Caesar. And he is the dog in the picture. My family adopted him when was 6
weeks old when he was sick, hungry and about to die. So while this might not be
a joke, I would request and plead people who are thinking of getting a dog to
adopt one instead. I ask you to resist the temptation to buy one. I completely
understand the temptation. I recently had a chance to get a St. Bernard. I
didn’t get one due to multiple factors (heat issues, maintenance and parents)
but when I thought more about it, I was merely fascinated by the idea because
it would mean one step closer to owning a lion.
There is a lot to
learn from dogs. People do not love people unconditionally. Animals do. When we
love someone we always expect a return. There is absolutely no way you
unconditionally love a person who tells you to fuck off just for fun. Your wife
other tells you to fuck off and do the dishes and you say, “You’re just so
beautiful”.
It often happens
that you go close to your dog for a hug and he just runs away from you. Your
dog is sleeping on the floor, and you go lie down next to him and he just gets
up and sits on the other side of the room? It sucks right? But you still love
him, because you don’t have unrealistic expectations. But imagine you coming
home, after work or school or doing nothing, like I do, and going to hug your
girlfriend or wife, and she just runs away from you and sits on the other side
of the table. At that moment will you be thinking how beautiful she is? You
won’t be thinking if something has happened to upset her? You’re just standing
pissed while your dog is going close to her to comfort her.
There is so much
to learn from animals.
Feed one. Adopt
one. Save one.